Play hardball vs. insom...

  I love baseball. And I’m blessed to have a buddy who always scores tickets to Opening Day at Fenway. But I was chatting with another friend the other day about how we hardly ever watch baseball on TV anymore. Most fans have heard about recent efforts to speed up the pace of games....

John Breneman portfolio...

My career in communications dates back to high school when my first article for the York High newspaper, a whimsical piece about wombats, prompted my classmates on the production team to name our paper The Wombat Weekly. After securing a bachelor’s degree in philosophy up the road at...

“The Future According T...

“The Future According To Me” By Rob Kutner According to my exhaustive research, this is the only book in the history of the printed word that dares to publish the hop-on-pop prophecies of the great Seusstrodamus. In brilliantly forecasting the future according to him, Mr. Kutner makes...

Legislation filed to na...

By John Breneman Polls in the Granite State show overwhelming support for new legislation naming Rep. Warren Groen New Hampshire’s official state moron. It was during recent debate on a bill drafted by Hampton Falls fourth-graders to name the red-tailed hawk official state raptor that...

Graphic design

I enjoy creating images that combine graphic design and Photoshop skill while showcasing an engaging verbal style. Here is a small selection of some of my graphic design work. – John Breneman (Click here for RESUME)          ...

Blow your mind!

Yes, worldwide fascination over the color of a cheap dress in a crappy photograph reportedly “broke the Internet” this week. Now try the mind-blowing viral color test created in response to this amazing phenomenon! (See answers below) Answers If you said “yellow and...

Hulk denies steroid cha...

Noted superhero The Incredible Hulk reportedly has been named in a federal affidavit detailing alleged steroid use. Mr. Hulk has repeatedly denied using illegal substances. His physician, Dr. Bruce Banner, attributes his overdeveloped physique to a “laboratory accident”...

Let phony horoscope gui...

Newspaper and online horoscopes are silly, right? The savvy reader knows they’re just pithy snippets of random advice whose actual relevance to our lives is either purely coincidental or completely nonexistent. But they can be fun if not taken too seriously. In that spirit, the...