Vladimir Putin
Unauthorized biography
Nobody is more afraid of Vladimir Putin than Donald J. Trump. That I can tell you.
I originally did this Putin unauthorized bio back in 2014 when Vlad was snatching Crimea. It mixes some real facts and quotes from credible sources with ridiculous jokes. There was a time when this item might have been termed satire. Today, of course, it is fake news.
“By the time Vladimir reached seventh grade he was already hating America at a 12th-grade level.”
— [funny name of a teacher]